02.25.2002

I’d been renting a lot of movies and, because she was my love goddess, a disproportionate number of them were hers.

SPUDWORKS BOOK CLUB

09.30.2001

What we’re reading.

SONG FOR THE MASSES II

09.23.2001

The music department does it again.

THINGS NOT TO DO IN TEXAS

06.25.2001

Mention anything about how the state capitol building being thirteen feet taller than the nation’s capitol is really a manifestation of a Texan inferiority complex.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

06.11.2001

FATHER: Tough day, kid? KID: (Answers with a choked cry)

IS IT PUNK OR METAL?

03.26.2001

A bottle can easily be used, broken over a bar, as a weapon against someone in your way. This use leans very heavily to the Punk side of the spectrum.

RHETORICAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED

03.12.2001

Q: I don’t look fat in this dress do I? A: Yes, you do.

SPUDWORKS PRIVACY POLICY

03.05.2001

spudWorks hereby agrees to not distribute user passwords or any user information intrusted to this site unless under extreme duress.

AHH THE VALUE OF MEMBERSHIP

02.12.2001

It’s always so wonderful to belong to something. You know it, and we know it. We expound the virtues of belonging.

GOD ANSWERS BACK

02.05.2001

In a rare moment of prayer, God answers back. A spudWorks exclusive with the Almighty Himself.