LETTERS FROM LITTLE PEOPLE

08.30.2002

Jeeves, damn you! I said filter my mail. As though I wish to receive letters from every peasant with an attitude.

BIG WORDS

04.01.2002

“Nothing sums up idiot like you.” Okay… the gloves have come off!

WILL IT EVER STOP?

03.28.2002

“no offense but you suck at exlpaining how to write cgi scripts”

THEY LOVE ME

02.13.2002

People tend not to like it when you say bad things about their favorite band.

FAN MAIL

12.13.2001

“For obvious reasons, I must conclude that you know little about the concept of music appreciation.” Yeah, we’ll see.

JUNK MAIL AND A REPLY III

08.12.2001

The little guy always wins in the end.

JUNK MAIL AND A REPLY II

04.19.2001

When they won’t quit, these things sometimes need to be taken care of personally.

JUNK MAIL AND A REPLY

01.12.2001

Junk mail. A reply. What more can a guy ask for?

A LETTER FROM THE PRESIDENT

12.04.2000

With one month to Christmas, the President & CEO of spudWorks would like to remind you to keep him on your Christmas list too.

A REJECTION LETTER

08.21.2000

From bfrank@.com Mon Aug 14 10:48:11 2000 Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 11:27:46 -0400 From: Bob Frank To: Anonymous spudWorks reader Subject: Re: Developer Position I think in many ways your development skills are actually more than we need! I think, from the way you described your own interests, you would be bored here quickly. […]