Nipple Photo Shoot

06.21.2000

So the shoot came and went and I never heard anything about it, then one day, about two weeks later she showed me some Polaroid transfers on a paper towel. My only response was “Are those your nipples?”.

Flight From Phoenix

06.14.2000

Being the kind of guy I am, I always get the window seat. Flights over America are far too interesting to not study every detail. There are, however, people who are less than thrilled to be stuffed into a cattle stall-like seat in coach.

Bar Poetry

06.07.2000

I’m really drunk and really low
Good thing this isn’t rock ‘n roll,
It’d really blow